Dave Portnoy had some harsh words Thursday for the suspected romance between reality star Kim Kardashian and football legend Tom Brady.
Portnoy went on a fiery rant on social media, slamming the rumored relationship between Brady and Kardashian. The Barstool founder claimed to be a fan of Brady and indicated he believed Brady was making a mistake in dating Kim Kardashian. (RELATED TO: ‘What A Piece Of Sh*t’: Dave Portnoy Rips PGA Commissioner For LIV Merger)
“I can’t have this. I can’t have this. It makes me want to puke,” Portnoy said.
While he acknowledged it is inappropriate to chime in on other people’s relationships and he’s dating a woman much younger than himself, the criticism continued.
“Tom Brady can’t date Kim Kardashian, okay?” Portnoy said.
“She’s hot, she’s a bazillionaire, but she’s like a paparazzi girl. She fucked on camera to get famous.” Portnoy added.
Tom Brady can’t date Kim Kardashian. If he’s not better than that than we as men have nothing. pic.twitter.com/GvzrpLkmhb
— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) July 6, 2023
The Barstool founder acknowledged Kardashian has other talents but said she “ruins every man’s life she touches.”
Portnoy continued to dismiss Kardashian as a “reality tv girl” who lands on news sites like Page Six and Daily News. Portnoy said Brady’s stature and personal prestige are why he shouldn’t pursue a relationship with Kardashian.
“If you’re not better than that, none of us are better than that,” Portnoy said.
He lamented a possible future in which Brady could find himself on the Kardashian reality shows, “talking about nail polish with Scott Disick.”
“No, I don’t want him in that world.” Portnoy said.
“Kardashian’s an A-List, but she’s like a dirty A-List. It’s not the real A-List,” Portnoy added.
He rattled off a list of well-known female celebrities including Scarlett Johansson, Ana De Armas, Margot Robbie, Taylor Swift, Zendaya and Rihanna as being real A-listers.
Portnoy then gave Brady some shocking advice about what to do with Kardashian if he is truly attracted to her.
“He wants to fuck her, go fuck her in a motel, and gossip and tell your friends,” Portnoy advised.