“Trump now has more active cases in New York than COVID does,” Kimmel said.
Kimmel noted a new report that the special counsel investigating Trump is looking into claims the former president showed people a map with classified information that he took from the White House “like a big orange Dora the Explorer.”
That, Kimmel noted, would be a violation of espionage laws.
“I really think at this point the only crime Trump hasn’t been charged with is aiming a laser pointer at an aircraft,” he cracked.
Trump, he said, is also suing his former attorney, Michael Cohen, for $500 million, calling it a sign he needs money.
Kimmel shared a joke ad for a “weird side project” the former president has launched to help pick up some more quick cash: