Sunday is here.
A time to relax, renew and recharge before the work week starts again.
So to help you with that I’d like to share 101 of the most hilarious, positive and funny Sunday quotes.
I hope you’ll find something here that makes you laugh, relieves some stress and sets you up for a relaxed and positive mindset for the coming week.
Funny Sunday Morning Quotes to Get Your Day Started Right
“Sunday is a good day to save the world in one’s pajamas.”
– Adrienne Posey
“My Sunday morning routine: Coffee, more coffee, followed by regret about all that coffee.”
– Jim Landers
“My idea of a perfect Sunday? Coffee, pancakes, and absolutely no adulting.”
– Sarah Kelly
“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“Sunday morning is the only time during the week I can convince myself that doing nothing is actually doing something.”
– Sandra Shea
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
– Glen Cook
“I love to sleep. Do you? Isn’t it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.”
– Rita Rudner
“Ah, Sunday, the day of rest… now that’s something to be thankful for!”
– Aaron P. Taylor
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it’s worth all the times I had. But I’ve got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew
“Sunday’s my day off, where I eat whatever I want. I don’t let myself have something. I do love French fries and bread.”
– Ashley Tisdale
“You know what Sunday is, it’s a day with a lot of potential for naps.”
– Polly Horvath
“There’s something magical about Sunday. You can sleep in until noon and still get everything done that you need to do.”
– Lisa Lessner
“On Sundays, the world is as bright and empty as a balloon.”
– Joseph Roth
“Sundays tend to be a day where just I do nothing but visit people. It’s kind of like trick-or-treating.”
– Chuck Palahniuk
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.”
– Tony Smite
“I hate mornings, they start so early.”
– Janet Evanovich
“Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but sadly we don’t speak bird.”
– Kurt Cobain
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.”
– Jim Davis
“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”
– Lewis Black
Funny Sunday Quotes for Work
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
– Charles Lamb
“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.’”
– Dave Barry
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”
– Robert Frost
“Sunday just came down like a nine-pound hammer… it was tainted with the closing-in feeling of the loss of freedom. Because after the sun went down, it came back up on Monday morning. And you had to go to work five more days. And it sucked.”
– Larry Brown
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.”
– Drew Carey
“The biggest thrill wasn’t in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday.”
– Art Rooney
“No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.”
– Groucho Marx
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?”
– Edgar Bergen
“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.”
– Robert Frost
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”
– Bill Gates
“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.”
– Leslie Nielsen
“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.”
– Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.”
– John Gotti
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.”
– George Carlin
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
– Jerome K. Jerome
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.”
– Claude McDonald
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.”
– Tom Goins
“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.”
– Sarah Brown
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.”
– Robert Orben
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.”
– Douglas Adams
Short and Hilarious Sunday Quotes for a Happy Day and Weekend
“Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”
– Bill Watterson
“Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest!”
– D.S. Mixell
“Towards evening the lazy person begins to get busy.”
– German Proverb
“Cozy plus the smell of pancakes minus an alarm clock equals weekend.”
– Amy Krouse Rosenthal
“Champagne makes you feel like it’s Sunday and better days are just around the corner.”
– Marlene Dietrich
“The goal of Sunday is to leave my home as little as possible.”
– Mark Morris
“Sunday. The day I planned a lot but did nothing.”
– Lovely Goyal
“Sunday is the day when I prepare for the week ahead by making improbable To-Do lists and browsing Pinterest for ideas on how to decorate my imaginary mansion.”
– Nanea Hoffman
“Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.”
– Fred Allen
“I try not to work too many Sundays. At least on Sunday nights, I try to chill out a little bit. I call it Sunday Funday.”
– Miley Cyrus
“Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.”
– John Shirley
“Without the weekend, where would the week be?”
– Anthony T. Hincks
“Time flows in a strange way on Sundays.”
– Haruki Murakami
“Sunday, the day for the language of leisure.”
– Elfriede Jelinek
“I’m easy like Sunday morning.”
– Commodores
“It was the kind of Sunday to make one ache for Monday morning.”
– Joan Didion
“Be happy. It really annoys negative people.”
– Ricky Gervais
“But it’s Sunday, Mr. Bell. Clocks are slow on Sundays.”
– Truman Capote
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”
– Oscar Wilde
“The only time a lazy man ever succeeds is when he tries to do nothing.”
– Evan Esar
“Tomorrow is the only day in the year that appeals to a lazy man.”
– Jimmy Lyons
“You can’t teach people to be lazy – either they have it, or they don’t.”
– Dagwood Bumstead
Less Funny and More Inspirational Sunday Quotes
“Sometimes I have loved the peacefulness of an ordinary Sunday. It is like standing in a newly planted garden after a warm rain. You can feel the silent and invisible life.”
– Marilynne Robinson
“Sunday was always the best of days for being the self you had intended to be, but were not, for one reason or another.”
– Jesse Ball
“Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.”
– Joseph Addison
“The city takes a breath on Sunday. Of all that’s lost with the pursuit of what’s next, I hope we don’t lose that.”
– Hawksley Workman
“Happiness is a hot bath on a Sunday afternoon.”
– A.D. Posey
“Sunday is the golden clasp that binds together the volume of the week.”
– Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
“Do not let Sunday be taken from you. If your soul has no Sunday, it becomes an orphan.”
– Albert Schweitzer
“Sunday is the core of our civilization, dedicated to thought and reverence.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
“The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still.”
– Jean Rhys
“Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.”
– Susan Ertz
“I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel.”
– Audrey Hepburn
“Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead.”
– Bob Saget
“Without Sunday, I wouldn’t know when to put on the brakes of a hurtling life.”
– Byron Pulsifer
“Live forgiveness every day rather than just talking about it on Sunday.”
– Wayne Dyer
“There is always something new to learn and feel each Sunday.”
– Bishop Gerald Causse
“Is there any place on Earth that smells better than a laundromat? It’s like a rainy Sunday when you don’t have to get out from under your covers, or like lying back on the grass your father’s just mowed – comfort food for your nose.”
– Jodi Picoult
“Sunday, for me, is all about being home with the family with no plans.”
– John Lasseter
“There’s nothing better than putting your feet up on a Sunday afternoon and grabbing a good book.”
– Chris Klein
“Poetry is truth in its Sunday clothes.”
– Philibert Joseph Roux
“On a lazy Sunday morning, when you’re lying in bed, drifting in and out of sleep, there is a space where fantasy and reality become one.”
– Lynn Johnston
Funny Quotes for a Less Stressful Week Ahead
“Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family.”
– Bo Bennett
“If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where to return Mondays!”
– John Wagner
“Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life.”
– Steven Wright
“If you come to a fork in the road, take it.”
– Yogi Berra
“Sunday is like this entertainment scrum for me because I’ve only got a day, one day of fun. So I want to have brunch, and I want to see a movie, and I want to watch ‘Game of Thrones,’ and I’m trying to watch ‘The Sopranos’ from the beginning, and I want to play four hours of video games.”
– Aisha Tyler
“This weekend don’t think about Monday, it will come soon enough.”
– Robert Rivers
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”
– Zig Ziglar
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
– Ella Woodward
“It can’t be Sunday every day. There are also Mondays and Tuesdays.”
– George Weah
“Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Happy Monday!”
– Andrea L’Artiste
“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
– Charlie Chaplin
“Nothing is impossible. The word itself says ‘I’m possible!’”
– Audrey Hepburn
“You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.”
– Robin Williams
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.”
– Steven Wright
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
– A. A. Milne
“Do or do not. There is no try.”
– Yoda
“Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.”
– Richard Rorty
“There aren’t enough days in the weekend.”
– Rod Schmidt
“Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.”
– Zenna Schaffer
“Anybody have plans to stare at their phone somewhere exciting this weekend?”
– Nitya Prakash
Want more inspiration and laughs for the upcoming week? Then check out these motivational Monday quotes, the positive Tuesday quotes here and also this one filled with funny Wednesday quotes to help you get over the mid week hump.