March has begun.
It’s a time of waiting for the winter to truly be over while enduring regular freezing setbacks. But it’s also a time when the hope of spring becomes stronger and stronger.
In today’s post I’d like to help you with this mixed bag of a month and share 82 of the most uplifting and funny March quotes.
To bring you and your loved ones a handful of laughs, to help you reduce your stress and to make this into a happy start to your spring.
Funny March Quotes for Your Letter Board and Instagram
“March is the month God created to show people who don’t drink what a hangover is like.”
– Garrison Keillor
“March is a tomboy with tousled hair, a mischievous smile, mud on her shoes, and a laugh in her voice.”
– Hal Borland
“Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’”
– Robin Williams
“Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes; the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year.”
– Ogden Nash
“How terrible a time is the beginning of March. In a month there will be daffodils and the sudden blossoming of orchards, but you wouldn’t know it now. You have to take spring on blind faith.”
– Beatriz Williams
“It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade.”
– Charles Dickens
“March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb.”
– English Proverb
“Spring is when you feel like whistling, even with a shoe full of slush.”
– Doug Larson
“Despite the forecast, live like it’s spring.”
– Lilly Pulitzer
“Our life is March weather, savage and serene in one hour.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
“In the spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.”
– Mark Twain
“One Christmas, my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that.”
– Mo Rocca
“The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is another. The difference between them is sometimes as great as a month.”
– Henry Van Dyke
“March was an unpredictable month, when it was never clear what might happen. Warm days raised hopes until ice and grey skies shut over the town again.”
– Tracy Chevalier
“A perfect spring day! Enjoy it while it lasts because you don’t know what’s coming.”
– Marty Rubin
“In March winter is holding back and spring is pulling forward. Something holds and something pulls inside of us too.”
– Jean Hersey
“It’s spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you’ve got it, you want – oh, you don’t quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so!”
– Mark Twain
“A little madness in the spring is wholesome even for the King.”
– Emily Dickinson
“In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.”
– Margaret Atwood
“The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself.”
– Ernest Hemingway
“If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.”
– Anne Bradstreet
“That’s the trouble with March – the warmth never lasts. There’s that narrow stretch when it parades as spring, just enough for you to thaw if you’re sitting in the sun, but then it’s gone.”
– V. E. Schwab
Short and Funny March Quotes That Will Make You Laugh
“Match the right things in March.”
– Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
“March 4th, the only day that’s also a sentence.”
– John Green
“I try not to limit my madness to March.”
– Maxine
“An optimist is the human personification of spring.”
– Susan J. Bissonette
“This is the perfume of March: rain, loam, feathers, mint.”
– Lisa Kleypas
“Only those with tenacity can march forward in March.”
– Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
“Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.”
– Lewis Grizzard
“March is the month of expectation. And disappointment.”
– Unknown
“Spring is the only revolutionary whose revolution has succeeded.”
– Marianne Van Hirtum
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
– Steve Martin
“Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.”
– Victor Hugo
“March: Its motto, ‘Courage and strength in times of danger.’”
– William Morris
“Flowers and colours everywhere, I am so glad that March is here.”
– Anamika Mishra
“After a hot March comes April!”
– Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
“Happiness? The color of it must be spring green.”
– Frances Mayes
“My favorite weather is bird chirping weather.”
– Terri Guillemets
Hilarious March Quotes for a Happy Start to Spring
“Poor March… It is the homeliest month of the year. Most of it is mud, every imaginable form of mud.”
– Vivian Swift
“Yes, but it’s, you know – every year, you’re all, ‘March! This is going to be great! Start of spring!’ But it’s definitely not.”
– Kate Clayborn
“Gardening requires lots of water – most of it in the form of perspiration.”
– Louise Erickson
“The first day of spring was once the time for taking the young virgins into the fields, there in dalliance to set an example in fertility for nature to follow. Now we just set the clocks an hour ahead and change the oil in the crankcase.”
– E. B. White
“Poor, dear, silly Spring, preparing her annual surprise!”
– Wallace Stevens
“People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do: I stare out the window and wait for spring.”
– Rogers Hornsby
“Science has never drummed up quite as effective a tranquilizing agent as a sunny spring day.”
– W. Earl Hall
“March is such a fickle month. It is the seam between winter and spring – though seam suggests an even hem, and March is more like a rough line of stitches sewn by an unsteady hand, swinging wildly between January gusts and June greens.”
– V. E. Schwab
“Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June.”
– Al Bernstein
“Everybody wants to save the earth; no one wants to help mom do the dishes.”
– P.J. O’Rourke
“After a certain age, time just drizzles down upon your head like rain in the month of March.”
– Elizabeth Gilbert
“I’m sorry for all the things I may have said in the darkness and coldness of February.”
– Unknown
“In springtime, love is carried on the breeze. Watch out for flying passion or kisses whizzing by your head.”
– Emma Racine deFleur
“My birthday is in late March, right at that place when the seasons run together. When the sun is warm but the wind is cold, and trees are starting to blossom but the ground hasn’t quite thawed. Mom likes to say I was born with one foot in winter and the other in spring.”
– Victoria Schwab
“Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new life. Football begins in the fall, when everything’s dying.”
– George Carlin
“March is a month of considerable frustration. It is so near spring and yet across a great deal of the country, the weather is still so violent and changeable that outdoor activity in our yards seems light-years away.”
– Thalassa Cruso
“We can’t possibly have a summer love. So many people have tried that the name’s become proverbial. Summer is only the unfulfilled promise of spring, a charlatan in place of the warm balmy nights I dream of in April.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald
“The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn’t even get the late worm.”
– Charles M. Schulz
“Goodbye February, I won’t be missing you. And… hello March!”
– Unknown
“Spring’s greatest joy beyond a doubt is when it brings the children out.”
– Edgar Guest
“March brings breezes loud and shrill, stirs the dancing daffodil.”
– Sara Coleridge
Less Funny and More Inspirational March Quotes
“You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep spring from coming.”
– Pablo Neruda
“No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn.”
– Hal Borland
“A flower blossoms for its own joy.”
– Oscar Wilde
“Spring is when life’s alive in everything.”
– Christina Rossetti
“Where flowers bloom so does hope.”
– Lady Bird Johnson
“To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow.”
– Audrey Hepburn
“You gotta bloom where you’re planted.”
– Dolly Parton
“If winter comes, can spring be far behind?”
– Percy Bysshe Shelley
“Daffodils, that come before the swallow dares, and take the winds of March with beauty.”
– William Shakespeare
“The deep roots never doubt spring will come.”
– Marty Rubin
“I love March as it gives me hope that new beginnings are always beautiful.”
– Anamika Mishra
“There are always flowers for those who want to see them.”
– Henri Matisse
“One swallow does not make a summer, but one skein of geese, cleaving the murk of March thaw, is the spring.”
– Aldo Leopold
“A kind word is like a spring day.”
– Russian Proverb
“No matter how chaotic it is, wildflowers will still spring up in the middle of nowhere.”
– Sheryl Crow
“That is one good thing about this world… There are always sure to be more springs.”
– L.M. Montgomery
“When one flower blooms, spring awakens everywhere.”
– John O’Donohue
“Always it’s spring and everyone’s in love and flowers pick themselves.”
– E. E. Cummings
“Every cold and dark phase ends and hence begins a beautiful phase of warmth and vibrance. Don’t believe it? Just notice March.”
– Anamika Mishra
“Spring adds new life and new beauty to all that is.”
– Jessica Harrelson
“Blossom by blossom the spring begins.”
– Algernon Charles Swinburne
“Spring unlocks the flowers to paint the laughing soil.”
– Reginald Heber
“Spring will come and so will happiness. Hold on. Life will get warmer.”
– Anita Krizzan
Want more inspiration and laughs for your spring? Then have at a look at these funny spring quotes, the inspirational spring quotes here and also this post filled with short April quotes.