April is here with wonderful spring weather, flowers starting to bloom and maybe a setback or two in the form of snow and icy cold winds that we thought we would be past by now.
And to help you make this a happy and fun month I’d like to share 90 of the most positive, witty and funny April quotes.
Ones that’ll lighten your mood, make you and your loved ones or co-workers laugh on stressful days and make this a wonderful spring.
Hilarious Welcome April Quotes for a Happy Start to Your Month
“Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see, the world hath more fools in it than ever.”
– Charles Lamb
“Spring is when you feel like whistling, even with a shoe full of slush.”
– Doug Larson
“April comes like an idiot, babbling and strewing flowers.”
– Edna St. Vincent Millay
“Snow in April is abominable, like a slap in the face when you expected a kiss.”
– L.M. Montgomery
“April prepares her green traffic light, and the world thinks, ‘Go!’”
– Christopher Morley
“Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’”
– Robin Williams
“It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.”
– George Orwell
“In the spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.”
– Mark Twain
“Although I was born in April, I’m quite certain I was not fully awake until October.”
– Peggy Toney Horton
“But it is a sort of April-weather life that we lead in this world. A little sunshine is generally the prelude to a storm.”
– William Cowper
“Oh, the lovely fickleness of an April day!”
– William Hamilton Gibson
“It’s the hottest April in living and dead memory. So hot that the crows are flying with their tongues hanging out of their heads.”
– Jess Kidd
“The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is another. The difference between them is sometimes as great as a month.”
– Henry Van Dyke
“Poor, dear, silly Spring, preparing her annual surprise!”
– Wallace Stevens
“A little madness in the spring is wholesome even for the King.”
– Emily Dickinson
“It’s spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you’ve got it, you want – oh, you don’t quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so!”
– Mark Twain
Short and Funny April Quotes That Will Make You Smile
“The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.”
– Mark Twain
“Today has been a day dropped out of June into April.”
– L.M. Montgomery
“April is the month where my allergies remind me that nature has a sense of humor – and I’m the recurring punchline.”
– Unknown
“Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June.”
– Al Bernstein
“Despite the forecast, live like it’s spring.”
– Lilly Pulitzer
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
– Steve Martin
“Spring is when life’s alive in everything.”
– Christina Rossetti
“If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.”
– Anne Bradstreet
“An optimist is the human personification of spring.”
– Susan J. Bissonette
“April, April, laugh thy girlish laughter; then, the moment after, weep thy girlish tears!”
– William Watson
“In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.”
– Margaret Atwood
“Sweet April showers do bring May flowers.”
– Thomas Tusser
“Gardening requires lots of water – most of it in the form of perspiration.”
– Louise Erickson
“The deep roots never doubt spring will come.”
– Marty Rubin
“Nothing ever seems impossible in spring, you know.”
– L.M. Montgomery
“April is the kindest month. April gets you out of your head and out working in the garden.”
– Marty Rubin
“April hath put a spirit of youth in everything.”
– William Shakespeare
“Spring cleaning sounds great until you realize you’d have to actually clean for an hour or three.”
– Jim Harper
Funny Hello April Quotes for Work
“April showers bring those lovely May flowers, but they also bring that one coworker who won’t stop babbling about their garden.”
– Sandra Shea
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.”
– Douglas Adams
“Isn’t it amazing how much stuff we get done the day before vacation?”
– Zig Ziglar
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.”
– Don Herold
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?”
– Edgar Bergen
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.”
– George Carlin
“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.’”
– Dave Barry
“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”
– Douglas Adams
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
– Jerome K. Jerome
“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.”
– Robert Frost
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.”
– Claude McDonald
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.”
– Zig Ziglar
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.”
– Joe Girard
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
– Charles Lamb
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”
– Robert Frost
“There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.”
– Henry Kissinger
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”
– Lily Tomlin
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”
– Bill Gates
“Spring is the time of plans turning into procrastination in the break room.”
– Unknown
Funny and Lovely April Quotes for Your Letter Board and Instagram
“Science has never drummed up quite as effective a tranquilizing agent as a sunny spring day.”
– W. Earl Hall
“Spring won’t let me stay in this house any longer! I must get out and breathe the air deeply again.”
– Gustav Mahler
“Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new life. Football begins in the fall, when everything’s dying.”
– George Carlin
“Spring is the only revolutionary whose revolution has succeeded.”
– Marianne van Hirtum
“Spring adds new life and new beauty to all that is.”
– Jessica Harrelson
“Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world.”
– Virgil A. Kraft
“Spring unlocks the flowers to paint the laughing soil.”
– Bishop Reginald Heber
“April is the sweetest month of the year, the mellow season of rebirth and renewal.”
– Mary Sojourner
“April is a promise that May is bound to keep.”
– Hal Borland
“Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.”
– Lewis Grizzard
“You gotta bloom where you’re planted.”
– Dolly Parton
“Blossom by blossom the spring begins.”
– Algernon Charles Swinburne
“The first blooms of spring always make my heart sing.”
– S. Brown
“If April showers should come your way, they bring the flowers that bloom in May.”
– Buddy DeSylva
“April is a reminder that life is a beautiful, ever-renewing cycle.”
– E.E. Cummings
“Winter’s done, and April’s in the skies. Earth, look up with laughter in your eyes!”
– Charles G.D. Roberts
“People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do: I stare out the window and wait for spring.”
– Rogers Hornsby
“Spring’s greatest joy beyond a doubt is when it brings the children out.”
– Edgar Guest
Witty and Funny April Fool’s Day Quotes
“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”
– Douglas Adams
“Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.”
– Mark Twain
“Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three.”
– Michael Scott
“The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool.”
– Richard Feynman
“You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.”
– Abraham Lincoln
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston Churchill
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”
– Albert Einstein
“I have great faith in fools – self-confidence, my friends call it.”
– Edgar Allan Poe
“The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”
– Will Rogers
“Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.”
– Plato
“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”
– William Shakespeare
“Some people can’t be fooled on April Fool’s Day because they were fooled too many times during their entire lifetime.”
– Akash B Chandran
“There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn’t true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true.”
– Soren Kierkegaard
“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.”
– Jack Handey
“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
– Elbert Hubbard
“The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.”
– Oscar Wilde
“Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton.”
– Dean Koontz
“I’ve had great success being a total idiot.”
– Jerry Lewis
Want more laughs and positive energy? Then check out these hilarious and sarcastic quotes, the funny spring quotes here and also this one with lots of funny inspirational quotes.