Now that Pixar’s Elemental has opened to a pathetic $3.5 million on Thursday, the groomers and child abusers at Disney appear to have yet another box office catastrophe on their hands.
For those interested in context, Disney’s box office catastrophe Big Gay Lightyear opened to $5.2 million on Thursday.
Far-left Variety looked at Elemental’s box office future and used the word “disaster.” Naturally, Variety invents a lame excuse for this disaster:
In regards to “Elemental,” the family friendly film is bracing for disaster. Those projected ticket sales are rivaling 2015’s “The Good Dinosaur” ($39 million) and 2020’s “Onward” ($39 million) as the worst starts in Pixar’s modern history. The animation empire has been struggling since the pandemic, when several of its titles were sent directly to Disney+ and possibly trained family audiences to watch its movies at home. The studio took “Elemental” to the Cannes Film Festival to amplify the point (to all the youngsters sunning themselves on the French Riviera?) that Pixar is again making movies for the big screen.
Yeah, that’s the problem. Releasing a few Pixar films on streaming trained kids to watch animation at home, which is why The Super Mario Bros. Movie, despite lackluster reviews, has already grossed $571 million domestic and $1.3 billion — with a “B” — worldwide. Lemme guess, the next excuse will be, But-but-but Super Mario isn’t a Pixar film, and it’s Pixar films people have been trained to watch on streaming. To which I will reply: Do you have any idea how stupid you sound?
No one in the corporate media dares to tell the truth, which is that Disney’s years-long attempt to groom small children with adult sexuality, homosexuality, tranvestites, transsexuals, and drag queens ensured no decent parent would allow their children anywhere near The Magic Child Abuse Kingdom.
The groomers at Disney spent $200 million to produce Elemental and at least $100 million to promote it. Because theaters keep about half of the ticket sales, this sucker will have to gross in the vicinity of $600 million worldwide just to break even. Currently, it’s making less money than Lightyear, and Lightyear’s worldwide gross topped off at $226 million. Studio accounting has always been hinky, so what Disney’s ultimate losses will add up to are hard to calculate, but let’s just say Disney will have a lot less money to spend on vans, video cameras, and candy–which is a beautiful thing.
In two weeks, Disney’s fetishists release Indiana Jones and the Dial of Disney Wants to Have Sex With Your Children. Thus far, box office analysts say that the $300 million behemoth is tracking towards bomb status and is already the worst-reviewed of the franchise, which seems impossible in a world where Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Suck exists. But when you hire people enslaved by their perversions instead of creating entertainment, that’s what you get.
Who else is shocked that a movie starring the amazingly charismatic and sexy Phoebe Waller-Not-Cates isn’t tracking better? But-but-but everyone loves her! Except, no, they don’t. Hollywood loves her, and Hollywood makes Imelda Marco look like a populist. Everyone else finds her smug. And it certainly doesn’t help that she has the body of an 11-year-old boy. A little sex appeal would’ve gone a long way towards… Oh, wait–when you’re Disney, the body of an 11-year-old boy is sex appeal.
Oh, well, I’m sure Disney’s upcoming The Marvels will break this terrible box office streak. Nothing promises fun like a movie starring Brie Larson.
Dear Hollywood:
There will be no compromise on this trans madness, and there will certainly be no compromise on sexualizing and mutilating little kids. If you think we MAGAtards were dogs with a bone when it came to abortion, you haven’t seen anything yet. Abortion was a line in the sand. Attempting to groom, sterilize, sexualize, and surgically mutilate our kids is a line in concrete. Let me put it this way… Abortion is a 50/50 issue in public polling, and we wouldn’t let it go. On the issue of the Trans Nazis and men cheating in sports and sexualizing kids, polling is very much on our side and growing. We will never let this go. Never.