Your new summer cleanse is here — whether you like it or not.
On Tuesday, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reported 1,645 confirmed cases of cyclosporiasis, an intestinal infection caused by the microscopic parasite Cyclospora.
Federal health officials have since linked lettuce served in Taco Bell restaurants across the country to the outbreak, so if you eat a Crunchwrap Supreme loaded with veggies, be prepared for your butt to “live más.”
Soon after the news broke, social media users across several platforms couldn’t help but crack a few jokes — and some are pretty solid (sorry).
So, if you’re stuck on the toilet and need a good laugh, squeeze your cheeks and check them out below.