Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Kevin Hart reunited at Hart’s Netflix roast before his “Jumanji” co-star launched into a lengthy, R-rated set that largely centered on Hart’s wife, Eniko.
Following a dramatic entrance to the stage — complete with a special effects and Queen’s “We Will Rock You” serving as the soundtrack — Johnson wasted no time before pulling comedic punches. “Now, I know what you’re all assuming is that I’m here to carry another shitty Kevin Hart vehicle, but for once, that’s not the case,” he said. “I’m actually here tonight because someone needs to chew up Kevin’s food and spit it in his mouth. Isn’t that right? My little chocolate baby bird.”
Johnson went on to call Hart his “little Burnt Oompa-Loompa” before moving his focus to Hart’s wife. “I want to just take a moment to give a shout out to all the ladies up here on this dais. You all look beautiful, magnificent, sexy. You know who else looks sexy? Kevin’s wife, Eniko.”
As Hart proclaimed “What the fuck,” Johnson replied, “I’m just giving her compliments!”
Johnson went on to say that Eniko “deserves an Academy Award for pretending she likes to fuck you,” and suggested that they get together, “open up a bottle of tequila and, you know… Stop squirming, Kevin!” He also explained that he finally understood why women love Hart — because “he’s the same size and color as their favorite dildo, and the little motherfucker is twice as loud.”
Chelsea Handler also joined in: “Don’t you think it’s time for Eniko to be with somebody that is bigger than her?”
“I love you. Yes, I do,” Johnson told Hart when wrapping up his roast. “Just to prove it, just last week, I got a Kevin Hart tattoo on my cock. Yeah, life size too… Eniko, I’ll show you later. Kidding. She’s already seen it!”
Hart fired back, saying “Why would you say that about my fucking wife? I want to talk to you later.”
“But you’re the one who said, ‘Hey, listen, fucking say anything you want!’” Johnson responded.
Johnson and Hart have starred in a number of movies together, including “Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle,” “Jumanji: The Next Level” and “Central Intelligence.” They’ll reunite for their third and final “Jumanji” movie, “Jumanji: Open World,” this Christmas.
Other special guests at Hart’s roast included Venus and Serena Williams, Lizzo and Tom Brady, as well as a roster of comedians and actors including Tony Hinchliffe, Pete Davidson, Draymond Green, Tiffany Haddish, Sheryl Underwood, Regina Hall and Na’im Lynn.
The live roast was hosted by Shane Gillis and filmed inside the Kia Forum in Los Angeles. The ceremony took place at 5 p.m. PT on Sunday, the final night of the Netflix Is a Joke Fest.