• Home
  • Politics
  • Health
  • World
  • Business
  • Finance
  • Tech
  • More
    • Sports
    • Entertainment
    • Lifestyle
What's Hot

King Charles’ Bizarre Travel Luggage Revealed From Bed to Toilet

August 23, 2026

Federal Judge Vacates Trump Policy That Suspended Processing Of Immigration Visas From 75 Countries

August 23, 2026

Iconic fast-food fried chicken chain closes over 300 restaurants

August 23, 2026
Facebook Twitter Instagram
  • Contact
  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms & Conditions
Sunday, August 23
Patriot Now NewsPatriot Now News
  • Home
  • Politics

    Elon Musk is Reportedly Pouring Hundreds of Millions Into the Midterms to Help Republicans Win * The Gateway Pundit * by Mike LaChance

    August 23, 2026

    “Los Angeles Wants to Build Homeless ‘LOVE SHACKS’ for ‘Private Sexual Relief’” (Video) * The Gateway Pundit * by Margaret Flavin

    August 23, 2026

    As Anniversy of Charlie Kirk’s Assassination Approaches, Ghoulish Hasan Piker Mocks His Murder at Event * The Gateway Pundit * by Margaret Flavin

    August 22, 2026

    How to Legally Stiff-Arm Interest Charges for Almost Two Years and Pocket Thousands Like a Boss * The Gateway Pundit * by Promoted Post

    August 22, 2026

    How Important Are the Upcoming November Elections? * The Gateway Pundit * by Guest Contributor

    August 22, 2026
  • Health

    Ambient AI And The Next Frontier

    August 23, 2026

    Cannabis Use Disorder Is Rising— Public Health Needs To Catch Up

    August 21, 2026

    New clues emerge in direction of RFK Jr.’s vaccine policy changes

    August 21, 2026

    Ebola vaccine, Meta glasses, prostate cancer: Morning Rounds

    August 21, 2026

    What We Can Learn From Taiwan And Egypt About Ending Endemic Disease

    August 21, 2026
  • World

    Federal Judge Vacates Trump Policy That Suspended Processing Of Immigration Visas From 75 Countries

    August 23, 2026

    King Charles I’s Lost Treasure-Laden Ship Possibly Found

    August 23, 2026

    Fox News Host Dismantles JD Vance Rally Speech Point By Point

    August 23, 2026

    Archeologists May Have Found City with Ties to Biblical Exodus

    August 23, 2026

    Nancy Kassebaum Baker, Former U.S. Senator From Kansas, Dies At 94

    August 23, 2026
  • Business

    ATF Rule Could Cause Classic Showdown Between Mom And Pop Shops Versus Online Retailers

    July 10, 2026

    Costco Shows That You Can Build A Thriving Business With One Simple Trick (Pay Your Workers)

    July 9, 2026

    The Agency Elizabeth Warren Built Now Advances Trump’s Agenda

    July 9, 2026

    Meta To Shell Out Billions For New AI Data Center Outside US

    July 9, 2026

    How Big Banks Are Scheming To Jack Up Your Fees

    July 8, 2026
  • Finance

    Iconic fast-food fried chicken chain closes over 300 restaurants

    August 23, 2026

    Best CD account earns 4.35% APY

    August 23, 2026

    The 30-Year Treasury Now Out-Yields Dividend Stocks by 2.2 Points. History Says What Followed the Last Time.

    August 22, 2026

    Active ETFs Now Take 42% of Every Dollar Flowing Into ETFs, Up From 26% in 2024

    August 22, 2026

    TSMC’s $100 Billion Arizona Expansion Shows The Stock Is a No-Brainer Buy

    August 22, 2026
  • Tech

    Celebs Say They’re Getting Scammed by Fake Podcast Bookings

    August 23, 2026

    Gaming Giant Roblox Says Teen Suicide Victim Waived Right to Sue When She Was Just 8 Years Old

    August 23, 2026

    Trump Explains His Support for AI Data Centers: Job Creation, Lower Taxes

    August 22, 2026

    Tech Giants Scramble to Calm Public Anger over AI Data Centers

    August 22, 2026

    TikTok Agrees to $400 Million Settlement over Child Privacy Violations

    August 22, 2026
  • More
    • Sports
    • Entertainment
    • Lifestyle
Patriot Now NewsPatriot Now News
Home»Entertainment»‘SNL’ Cold Open: Donald Trump on Easter, Calls Ron DeSantis as Judas
Entertainment

‘SNL’ Cold Open: Donald Trump on Easter, Calls Ron DeSantis as Judas

April 9, 2023No Comments4 Mins Read
Facebook Twitter Pinterest LinkedIn Tumblr Email
'SNL' Cold Open: Donald Trump on Easter, Calls Ron DeSantis as Judas
Share
Facebook Twitter LinkedIn Pinterest Email

Premiering the night before Easter, the latest episode of “Saturday Night Live” opened with a serene image of the sketch show cast members sitting at a long table, perfectly costumed and positioned to parallel Leonardo da Vinci’s “The Last Supper.” But the tranquility was short-lived with the arrival of cast member James Austin Johnson, who took over the cold open by telling the story of Easter as a monologue delivered by Donald Trump.

Last week’s episode also opened with a Trump spoof after the former president was indicted by a grand jury. On April 4, Trump pled not guilty to 34 counts of falsifying business records. His arrest and arraignment made him the first president in U.S. history to ever be charged with a crime after leaving office. And this milestone was also addressed with this week’s cold open.

“A famous, wonderful man arrested for no reason at all. If you haven’t put it together folks, I’m comparing myself to Jesus again. And what better time than on his birthday, Easter,” Johnson as Trump said. “As we speak, I am being persecuted on a level, the likes of which the world has never seen. Even worse than the late, great Jesus.”

Embodying Trump, Johnson went on to offer comparisons between himself and Jesus: “we’re both very tall, very popular, and both, frankly, white Americans.” He also jokes that, like Jesus, he held massive rallies and his followers got in severe trouble. Johnson’s Trump also referred to Jesus’ Eastertime resurrection over a three-day period: “I would have done it faster. Possibly two days. I could have done it a lot faster,” Johnson sneered.

See also  Ron DeSantis' slavery comments are infuriating Black Republicans

The biblical allusions continued with Johnson paralleling Florida governor Ron DeSantis to Judas, the infamous apostle who betrayed Jesus and suffered a macabre death.

“I’ve even got my very own Judas: Ron DeSantis,” Johnson said as Trump. “Ron DeSantis came to me, tears in his eyes, and said, ‘Help me, Mr. Trump, I’m going to lose my election.’ So I very generously pretended to like him. And then he did a Judas, and now he can’t even get the gays out of Disney World.”

The jab comes the same week as DeSantis’ latest attempt to gain control over Disney World and other Orlando theme parks with threats of increasing taxes in the area.

Trump’s narrative of Easter included other snide remarks, such as calling Jesus Christ a “nepo baby” because of his parentage.

The April 8 episode features former “SNL” cast member Molly Shannon as host.

Shannon made her first appearance with her monologue, which she turned into a rousing showtune number that include a cameo appearance from “SNL” exec producer Lorne Michaels and Martin Short.

Wearing a sequined mini dress, Shannon sang the crowd pleaser “Everything’s Coming Up Roses,” from the musical “Gypsy,” with exaggerated over-the-top Broadway performance touches. As she belted “Curtain up! Light the lights,” Shannon was joined by new cast member Molly Kearney. Kearney told her namesake “I’m not really in the show much so I’m interrupting your song to get more camera time.”

Shannon kept stopping her show-stopper to check in with other cast members. Kenan Thompson told her he “can’t stop buying fake Rolexes”; Bowen Yang told her “I’m attracted to my therapist.” Michaels and Short were briefly pictured holding Champagne flutes. Short yelled “I ran out of Ozempic” and began ravenously eating a sandwich.

See also  Ron DeSantis Remade Florida Court With Help Of Secretive Leonard Leo Panel

Short joined Shannon and other cast members on stage for the high-kicking finale.

Jonas Brothers performed for the third time on the “SNL” stage as the episode’s musical guest. The band of siblings are set to debut their sixth studio album, “The Album,” on May 12. This week, the brothers released another single, titled “Waffle House,” in anticipation of the album release.

“Saturday Night Live” stars Kenan Thompson, Mikey Day, Heidi Gardner, Ego Nwodim, Bowen Yang, Chloe Fineman, Punkie Johnson and Andrew Dismukes as well as Michael Che and Colin Jost, co-anchors of Weekend Update. James Austin Johnson, Sarah Sherman, Marcello Hernández, Molly Kearney, Michael Longfellow and Devon Walker are featured players.

Produced by Broadway Video and SNL Studios, the series is currently on its 48th season. Lorne Michaels remains attached to the sketch show as series creator with Liz Patrick in the director’s chair.

Watch “Saturday Night Live” at 8:30 p.m. PT/11:30 p.m. ET on NBC and Peacock.

calls Cold DeSantis Donald Easter Judas Open Ron SNL Trump
Share. Facebook Twitter Pinterest LinkedIn Tumblr Email

Related Posts

King Charles’ Bizarre Travel Luggage Revealed From Bed to Toilet

August 23, 2026

Federal Judge Vacates Trump Policy That Suspended Processing Of Immigration Visas From 75 Countries

August 23, 2026

Dems ‘Have to’ Say Israel Guilty of Genocide ‘Just Like You Used to Have to Say I Want to Defund the Police’

August 23, 2026

Andrew Garfield on Secret Instagram, Acting in Siegfried & Roy Series

August 23, 2026
Add A Comment

Leave A Reply Cancel Reply

Top Posts

Brawl Erupts on the Court After Player Smashes Opponent in the Face

March 11, 2023

Canadian Couple Escapes Their Tesla Moments Before It Bursts into Flames

April 10, 2023

FDA Examines Produce Items In U.S. Cyclosporiasis Outbreak As Cases Rise

July 15, 2026

Over a Hundred Arrested as Communists Protest NATO in Turkey

July 9, 2026
Don't Miss

King Charles’ Bizarre Travel Luggage Revealed From Bed to Toilet

Entertainment August 23, 2026

The King’s apparent insistence on familiar surroundings fits with a wider reputation for carefully maintained…

Federal Judge Vacates Trump Policy That Suspended Processing Of Immigration Visas From 75 Countries

August 23, 2026

Iconic fast-food fried chicken chain closes over 300 restaurants

August 23, 2026

Elon Musk is Reportedly Pouring Hundreds of Millions Into the Midterms to Help Republicans Win * The Gateway Pundit * by Mike LaChance

August 23, 2026
About
About

This is your World, Tech, Health, Entertainment and Sports website. We provide the latest breaking news straight from the News industry.

We're social. Connect with us:

Facebook Twitter Instagram Pinterest
Categories
  • Business (4,399)
  • Entertainment (6,423)
  • Finance (4,697)
  • Health (2,776)
  • Lifestyle (1,921)
  • Politics (4,330)
  • Sports (5,127)
  • Tech (2,548)
  • Uncategorized (4)
  • World (6,555)
Our Picks

Fitbits perform well in capturing circadian rhythms but not sleep time

August 8, 2023

Icahn Enterprises continues to tumble following Hindenburg short report, Bill Ackman’s responses

May 25, 2023

Jonathan Turley Warns Georgia DA May Have ‘Tripped The Wire’ With Her ‘Jackson Pollock School Of Prosecution’ Approach

August 17, 2023
Popular Posts

King Charles’ Bizarre Travel Luggage Revealed From Bed to Toilet

August 23, 2026

Federal Judge Vacates Trump Policy That Suspended Processing Of Immigration Visas From 75 Countries

August 23, 2026

Iconic fast-food fried chicken chain closes over 300 restaurants

August 23, 2026
© 2026 Patriotnownews.com - All rights reserved.
  • Contact
  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms & Conditions

Type above and press Enter to search. Press Esc to cancel.